Standby Line
You like waiting in line? Neither do we. But hopefully we can make it a little more fun! Join Tim and AJ as they delve into the history, weirdness, and forgotten trivia of your favorite parks!
Episodes
106 episodes
Episode 106: The Isles Have Awakened
Tim and AJ talk about how close Isle of Berk gets to the experience of riding dragons, and to leave your fictional crushes at home.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky
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Season 5
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Episode 2
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26:40
Episode 105: We're Gonna Reach For The Stars Tonight
Standby's Line Epic Universe era has officially begun! To start it off, the park's interstellar hub, Celestial Park!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook...
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Season 5
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Episode 1
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32:50
Episode 104: I'm Seeing Double Here! Four Standby Lines!
Standby Line has reached its fourth anniversary! And as always, please our annual Ticket Booth Spider-Man episode! Originally published as "Ticket Booth 37: I Like To Talk To Myself".Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury
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Season 4
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Episode 26
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1:02:34
Episode 103: EXTREME CLOSE-UP!
Tim and AJ talk about Grizzly River Run, needless injection of entirely made-up Native American folklore, and how there was no saving Voyager.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blu...
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Season 4
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Episode 25
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23:49
Episode 102: How To Sell Your Soul In A Buyer's Market
For the June Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Revenge of the Mummy, and determine if souls are priced as a set commodity, or market value.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blues...
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Season 4
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Episode 24
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32:51
Episode 101: Jack-Jack Attack
Tim and AJ talk about Incredicoaster, and how it has the most unnecessarily complicated Single Rider line they've ever seen.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/S...
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Season 4
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Episode 23
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28:44
Episode 100: Spins A Web, Any Size (With Muses of Mythology!)
For our 100th episode, we're once again joined by Muses of Mythology to talk about what was our first Disneyland ride, Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure!Our latest appearance on Gaming Theater Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...
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Season 4
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Episode 22
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1:46:43
Episode 99: There's A Whole Lot Of Rhythm Going 'Round
Tim and AJ start their look at Avengers Campus with the ride that predates the land itself, Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: Breakout! (Yes, that is how it's officially written.)Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art ...
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Season 4
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Episode 21
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44:43
Episode 98: Not The Elephants!
For the April Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ take a trip over to Krustyland to see if they really sold out of Bort license plates on The Simpsons Ride!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...
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Season 4
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Episode 20
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47:55
Episode 97: Everybody Comes To Dok's
For the annual Star Wars episode, Tim and AJ take a look at the Galaxy's Edge mini-series, and where Dok Ondar got all his wonderful toys.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...
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Season 4
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Episode 19
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58:06
Episode 96: Tractor Tippin's Fun
Well, you knew this was coming sooner or later. Cars Land shall finally have its day.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: fac...
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Season 4
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Episode 18
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32:10
Episode 95: Shave And A Haircut...
Tim and AJ talk about Toontown, Roger Rabbit's Car-Toon Spin, and why using a damsel in distress in your creative works is good, actually.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...
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Season 4
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Episode 17
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29:44
Episode 94: Spared No Expense
For the February Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Jurassic World, but mostly AJ's beef with certain unnamed directors.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook:
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Season 4
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Episode 16
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31:31
Episode 93: The Beast Of Hollow Mountain
Tim and AJ dive into the history of Matterhorn Bobsleds! Disneyland's original coaster may be a bit long in the tooth, but there's life in it yet!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...
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Season 4
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Episode 15
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30:53
Episode 92: And What IS The Honest Way?
Is there even a point to trying to be pithy for this one? It's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. We both know what you want to hear about.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...
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Season 4
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Episode 14
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23:59
Episode 91: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Tim and AJ set their sights on their most anticipated ride from their Californian expedition: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...
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Season 4
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Episode 13
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32:52
Episode 90: Tier List 5: Hollywood & Dine
The time has come once again for our annual dining tier list! This year, we're at Hollywood Studios, and examining how it got an... Unfortunate reputation.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on T...
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Season 4
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Episode 12
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51:39
Episode 89: You'll Buy Candy Bars
Tim and AJ (Reluctantly) fulfill their charitable obligation by talking about Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast, and the ride they'd much rather be talking about.Tim and AJ on Mysteries in the Machine: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
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Season 4
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Episode 11
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28:03
Episode 88: I Think I'm A Clone Now
For the final episode of 2024, Tim and AJ talk about attractions with versions on both coasts to see which is the definitive! Happy New Year!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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36:48
Episode 87: What's This? (With Through The Mists!)
Joined by their friend Owen, Tim and AJ finally talk about their most shameful theme park blind spot: Haunted Mansion Holiday. The big takeaway? Christmas starts a little too early every year. Groundbreaking realization, we know.More of...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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34:32
Episode 86: We're Going to Go Back There, Someday
Well, it's the worst case scenario: Muppet*Vision 3D is closing to make room for the Monsters Inc. expansion to Disney's Hollywood Studios. Such terrible, Muppet-related news seemed important enough for Tim and AJ to take a small detour from th...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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30:55
Episode 85: Rainbow Galleria
For the October Viewer Poll, Tim prepares for his imminent Toad-related cancellation, and AJ clicks his mouse like he's talking about Europa Universalis instead of Mario Kart.Editor's Note: For the first time since Episode 42, AJ is res...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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43:17
Episode 84: I'm Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought
Tim attended his first Halloween Horror Nights! Stay tuned for why there won't be a second.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/Standby-LineTwitter...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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46:29
Episode 83: Cause I'm The Boogeyman (With Muses of Mythology!)
Tim and AJ, joined by longtime friend and guest Darien Smartt (She/they), attended their very first Oogie Boogie Bash! Is the grass truly greener on the other side of the country?More of Muses of Mythology can be found at twitter....
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:20:22