Tim and AJ talk about how close Isle of Berk gets to the experience of riding dragons, and to leave your fictional crushes at home.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky

Standby's Line Epic Universe era has officially begun!  To start it off, the park's interstellar hub, Celestial Park!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook...

Standby Line has reached its fourth anniversary!  And as always, please our annual Ticket Booth Spider-Man episode!  Originally published as "Ticket Booth 37: I Like To Talk To Myself".Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury

Tim and AJ talk about Grizzly River Run, needless injection of entirely made-up Native American folklore, and how there was no saving Voyager.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blu...

For the June Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Revenge of the Mummy, and determine if souls are priced as a set commodity, or market value.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blues...

Tim and AJ talk about Incredicoaster, and how it has the most unnecessarily complicated Single Rider line they've ever seen.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/S...

For our 100th episode, we're once again joined by Muses of Mythology to talk about what was our first Disneyland ride, Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure!Our latest appearance on Gaming Theater Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...

Tim and AJ start their look at Avengers Campus with the ride that predates the land itself, Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: Breakout! (Yes, that is how it's officially written.)Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art ...

For the April Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ take a trip over to Krustyland to see if they really sold out of Bort license plates on The Simpsons Ride!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...

For the annual Star Wars episode, Tim and AJ take a look at the Galaxy's Edge mini-series, and where Dok Ondar got all his wonderful toys.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

Well, you knew this was coming sooner or later.  Cars Land shall finally have its day.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: fac...

Tim and AJ talk about Toontown, Roger Rabbit's Car-Toon Spin, and why using a damsel in distress in your creative works is good, actually.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

For the February Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Jurassic World, but mostly AJ's beef with certain unnamed directors.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook:

Tim and AJ dive into the history of Matterhorn Bobsleds!  Disneyland's original coaster may be a bit long in the tooth, but there's life in it yet!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...

Is there even a point to trying to be pithy for this one?  It's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.  We both know what you want to hear about.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

Tim and AJ set their sights on their most anticipated ride from their Californian expedition: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...

The time has come once again for our annual dining tier list!  This year, we're at Hollywood Studios, and examining how it got an... Unfortunate reputation.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on T...

Tim and AJ (Reluctantly) fulfill their charitable obligation by talking about Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast, and the ride they'd much rather be talking about.Tim and AJ on Mysteries in the Machine: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...

For the final episode of 2024, Tim and AJ talk about attractions with versions on both coasts to see which is the definitive!  Happy New Year!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...

Joined by their friend Owen, Tim and AJ finally talk about their most shameful theme park blind spot: Haunted Mansion Holiday. The big takeaway? Christmas starts a little too early every year. Groundbreaking realization, we know.More of...

Well, it's the worst case scenario: Muppet*Vision 3D is closing to make room for the Monsters Inc. expansion to Disney's Hollywood Studios. Such terrible, Muppet-related news seemed important enough for Tim and AJ to take a small detour from th...

For the October Viewer Poll, Tim prepares for his imminent Toad-related cancellation, and AJ clicks his mouse like he's talking about Europa Universalis instead of Mario Kart.Editor's Note: For the first time since Episode 42, AJ is res...

Tim attended his first Halloween Horror Nights!  Stay tuned for why there won't be a second.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/Standby-LineTwitter...

Tim and AJ, joined by longtime friend and guest Darien Smartt (She/they), attended their very first Oogie Boogie Bash!  Is the grass truly greener on the other side of the country?More of Muses of Mythology can be found at twitter....

Tim and AJ begin the spooky season by returning to the comic series Dark Ride for its final act!Editor's Note: Spoilers for Dark Ride #9-12Editor's Note: This episode contains descriptions of mutilation, blood, violence, and dea...